About Me

Who Am I?

I’m a 24 year old personal fitness trainer, salesman and an asshole that you’ll probably have a love-hate relationship with.

Aside from screaming at my lovely clients who pay me to torture coach them, I grunt like I’m suffocating during my workouts, eat excessive amount of food, mistake alcohol for water at parties and enjoy making fun of pretty much everything – you, him, her and me.

I strongly believe that everyone should have a healthy dose of fun, awesome company and orgasmic chocolate in life.

Why Should You Read This Blog?

Very likely to be because of my spams on social media sites – that’s why you are here!

But since you are here, I hope you get one of these things in return:
1. You get happier!
2. You get smarter!
3. You get healthier!
4. You get the urge to buy me a drink (most preferred option)

In short, I hope you take away something valuable from my blog posts.

Now, thanks for dropping by and if you enjoy my site, please feel free to share it with your friends. If you don’t enjoy my site however, please share it with your friends too and tell them about this jackass you saw on the internet.

Cheers!